From Stubby to Stunning (…or Stupid)

I have lived my entire life with stubby fingernails. It’s not a big deal, I don’t need a parade or anything. Thanks to Nabisco* (*temporary baby name due to living on crackers in the first trimester), my stubby nails are no more!!

Look:


Maybe I can be a hand model for the remaining 6 months of pregnancy. I feel so glamorous.

Seeing as we are calling the baby Nabsico, maybe now is the time to hammer out that corporate sponsorship deal. Think the Nabsico company would pay for our baby’s college if I gave them free ad-space on my fingernails?



YIKES..... what kind of a hand is that? I call 'too many fingers'. There should be at least 2 or 3 fewer fingers in that picture.

Freaky.

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