Here is an actual transcript from an actual conversation with Tim (father of my children, giver of paternal wisdom, wearer of smoking jackets).
Me: Watch Ava, she is going to fall.
Tim: Why would I want to watch that?
Me: Please watch her, she’s going to hurt herself.
Tim: Wow, that sounds horrible. No way, I definitely don’t want to see that.
I laughed for five minutes. Literally. Ava probably is fine, I kinda lost track. True story.
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