Sunday, April 10, 2011

Alexander's New Comedy Material


Alexander:
I 1 a skunk
Hapless Victim: I 2 a skunk
A: I 3 a skunk
HV: I 4 a skunk
A: I 5 a skunk
HV:I 6 a skunk
A: I 7 a skunk
HV: I 8 a skunk
A: You ate a skunk!! AAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


...


A: I 9 a skunk
HP: Really?
A: I NIIIINE a skunk!
HP: OK. I 10 a skunk
A: I 11 a skunk
HP: I 12 a skunk
A: I 13 a skunk
HP: You know, jokes typically end at the punchline.
A: No end!!! I THIRTEEN a skunk!
HP: *sigh* I 14 a skunk.

(And so on and so on and so on and so on and so on. There's gotta be another punchline if you just keep counting high enough, right?? We have yet to find it.)




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