Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Well, what do YOU do when you can't sleep?

Palindromes are the hottest trend in wasted college educations today! So I’ve jumped on the (nonexistent) bandwagon and written a few myself. Enjoy!



(1) Context: Guy driving in the car with his wife. He swerves to miss a squirrel. The car goes “ker-thunk!” and he looks in his rearview mirror trying to see if he just ran over the little guy.

“Hey! Did….”
“Ew!!”
“We did?”
“Yeh.”





(2) Quote from a husband whose loathing of traffic noise is only trumped by his loathing of hearing his wife (who suffers from IBS) loudly clink her knitting needles together.

“Stinky traffic is… um… MUSIC if 'Farty' knits!”




(3) Coverage of Sesame Street basketball game translated into Spanglish.

“El B Bird dribble!”





That is all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What I got from this last blog entry is that it's time for you to cut back on the medication.
Dad