Joke or Million Dollar Idea?

Here is a new joke, written and performed by Alexander:


Transcript:

Tim/Dad: What do you want to drink?

Alexander: (thinks) Pie! (bursts out laughing)

Tim/Dad: You can’t drink pie!

Alexander: It’s a joke. (this clarification is added just in case dad doesn’t get it. laughter continues)







Discussion:

Drinkable pie: Joke, or million dollar idea?


Answer: Joke. But, just in case, patent pending.




PS: I apologize for the excessive use of colons in this entry. The Colon Counsel has be riding me and says that if I don't make a (totally arbitrary!!!) quota they will drop their sponsorship of this blog. Sucks, right? They gave me a surprise audit (or "colonoscopy") and a written warning. So: are you happy now, Colon Counsel?? : : : : : : : : : : !!!