Saturday, January 15, 2011

Possibly Insane Man Seeks Like-Minded Roommate

This advertisement seeking a roommate has been up for months. I can’t believe this guy hasn’t found a roommate yet. I mean, he hung up a really nice, possibly hospital-issued, towel in his window. He wrote with his best permanent marker “Roommate Wanted” and yet no one has called. It makes no sense.



I like how one corner of the towel is hanging down. It says “hey, I’m a casual guy. I’d be an easy-going roommate.” It also says “I have a surprising amount of scotch tape on hand...but not the ridiculous amount that would be required to keep this corner of the towel from falling.” There is a bench out front for traffic watching, you can have your choice of TWO front doors, and there is no need to worry about cleaning out the gutters because there is no roof. It is SWEET. Also, you may be dismembered.

Sorry the picture is so blurry. We didn’t get out, or even slow down the car to take the picture... because we value our lives.

1 comment:

Aunt Rachel said...

What a deal! Thanks for the tip, O.D.B.! Would you please post specifics, like, um, where is this? Thanks from your faithful reader.