Sea legs? He doesn't even have his land legs yet.

Alexander went out on his first boat ride this weekend. He decided to relieve the captain of his duties. Here is our swarthy swashbuckler:



Here he is trying a unique steering technique. It’s called the Slobbering Sailor. (This sounds like the name of a drink they would serve at J.J. O’Hooligans… or T.J Shenanigans…or some place with lots of faux-antiques on the wall and forcefully gregarious waiters. It’s basically a virgin gin and tonic. So…just tonic. Not a very popular drink. They’ll probably take it off the menu. Help! I’m stuck in an aside again!) Here’s Alexander’s technique:



Mmmm…. seaworthy.

True story.